THE TIMES OF AVALONIA
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1 Late 1985:
‘Mad Postman Bites Hippies’; Greenlands Farm – in-depth analysis; Rev Boris Gestetner’s ‘Thought for the Week’.
Available as photocopied facsimile (10 A4 pages):
£1.00
‘Mad Postman Bites Hippies’; Greenlands Farm – in-depth analysis; Rev Boris Gestetner’s ‘Thought for the Week’.
Available as photocopied facsimile (10 A4 pages):
£1.00
2 February 1986:
‘Moral Threat in Wild West Town’; A statement from the Avalonian People’s Popular Liberation Experience; The Ghastly Experience; 7A Soap; Thoughts on the CND demonstration at Molesworth, Rev Boris Gestetner.
Available as photocopied facsimile (10 A4 pages):
£1.00
‘Moral Threat in Wild West Town’; A statement from the Avalonian People’s Popular Liberation Experience; The Ghastly Experience; 7A Soap; Thoughts on the CND demonstration at Molesworth, Rev Boris Gestetner.
Available as photocopied facsimile (10 A4 pages):
£1.00
3 May 1986:
Hinkley Point Melt-Down; Radiation-Proof Lead Bender special offer; Rev Boris Gestetner - A Letter from Spiritual Exile; Cold Custard Preservation Society; Avalonian Mysteries Gathering.
Available as photocopied facsimile (8 A4 pages):
80p.
Hinkley Point Melt-Down; Radiation-Proof Lead Bender special offer; Rev Boris Gestetner - A Letter from Spiritual Exile; Cold Custard Preservation Society; Avalonian Mysteries Gathering.
Available as photocopied facsimile (8 A4 pages):
80p.
4 August 1986:
Secret plot to Take Over the World; Intimate Secrets of a Banana Sculptress; The Avalonian Department of Stealth and Holy Security – Late Night Munchies Support Group; Councillor in Naked Orgy on Tor; Hell’s Bells – new LP from St John’s bell ringers; Fury over Vicarage Drugs Scandal; Page Twenty Three; The Hallowe’en Death Mysteries Gathering.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
Secret plot to Take Over the World; Intimate Secrets of a Banana Sculptress; The Avalonian Department of Stealth and Holy Security – Late Night Munchies Support Group; Councillor in Naked Orgy on Tor; Hell’s Bells – new LP from St John’s bell ringers; Fury over Vicarage Drugs Scandal; Page Twenty Three; The Hallowe’en Death Mysteries Gathering.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
5 Getting-on-for-Christmas 1986:
A Merry Christmas, and a Devilish Good Solstice; New Plans for European Marijuana Mountain; The Swarmi Barmi Ashram – opening soon; the arrival of Vernon Vulture; The Vision of Saint Boris the Divine; It’s a Cracker – Glastonbury Carnival.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
A Merry Christmas, and a Devilish Good Solstice; New Plans for European Marijuana Mountain; The Swarmi Barmi Ashram – opening soon; the arrival of Vernon Vulture; The Vision of Saint Boris the Divine; It’s a Cracker – Glastonbury Carnival.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
6 Chinese New Year 1987:
Christ Returns to Glastonbury; Burns Night at the Assembly Rooms - Vegetarian Haggis Shock; Dole Offiice Destroyed by Rampaging Mob; Oxflab – all over the world capitalists are starving!; Bank of Avalonia – 23 fumit note; The Seven Wonders of Avalonia; HTV West – The Weekend Starts Here!
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
Christ Returns to Glastonbury; Burns Night at the Assembly Rooms - Vegetarian Haggis Shock; Dole Offiice Destroyed by Rampaging Mob; Oxflab – all over the world capitalists are starving!; Bank of Avalonia – 23 fumit note; The Seven Wonders of Avalonia; HTV West – The Weekend Starts Here!
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
7 Midsummer 1987:
Election Fever Grips Avalonia; Sector 23?; Election Address by the Political Wing of the Provisional High Command, Avalonian People’s Popular Liberation Experience; Stonehenge - free festival is on; The Avalonian Museum of Theological Artefacts; letters, rescued from various people’s dustbins.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
8 August 23rd 1987, The Avalonian Millennium:
Demonic Divergence set for October 31st; ‘Invasion 87’ – Pete Loveday cartoon originally commissioned for the official Glastonbury Festival programme but not printed due to being too close to the bone; D.S.H.S. Bicycle Scheme; Fear & Loathing on Windmill Hill; Rev Boris Gestetner – Stonehenge ’87; ‘Are you Abnormal?’ – culled from the Church of the SubGenius.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages including full colour cover):
£1.60
Demonic Divergence set for October 31st; ‘Invasion 87’ – Pete Loveday cartoon originally commissioned for the official Glastonbury Festival programme but not printed due to being too close to the bone; D.S.H.S. Bicycle Scheme; Fear & Loathing on Windmill Hill; Rev Boris Gestetner – Stonehenge ’87; ‘Are you Abnormal?’ – culled from the Church of the SubGenius.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages including full colour cover):
£1.60
9 Late 1987:
Hinkley Point - Mutant Seaweed plays Radioactive Havoc; Attempt to close down Unique Publications due to planning irregularities; D.S.H.S. Uncover Gun-Running Plot; Floods! Freak storm makes Avalon an island once again; Rev Boris Gestetner – Spy Catcher; Glastonbury Festival of Dance; Letter to British Telecom from someone who isn’t actually one of their subscribers.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages including full colour cover):
£1.60
Hinkley Point - Mutant Seaweed plays Radioactive Havoc; Attempt to close down Unique Publications due to planning irregularities; D.S.H.S. Uncover Gun-Running Plot; Floods! Freak storm makes Avalon an island once again; Rev Boris Gestetner – Spy Catcher; Glastonbury Festival of Dance; Letter to British Telecom from someone who isn’t actually one of their subscribers.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages including full colour cover):
£1.60
10 June 23rd 1988, Avalonian Independence Day:
De-toxification programme for ageing rock stars; Michael Eavis buys Wiltshire; Unique Publications moves to the High Street – ‘financed jointly by MI5, the CIA, and the KGB’; More from the Church of the SubGenius – ‘Alistair Crook’s Letter from America?’
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
De-toxification programme for ageing rock stars; Michael Eavis buys Wiltshire; Unique Publications moves to the High Street – ‘financed jointly by MI5, the CIA, and the KGB’; More from the Church of the SubGenius – ‘Alistair Crook’s Letter from America?’
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
11 Emergency Edition, October 1988:
Glastonbury Demolished – town removed to make way for supermarket complex; Father Christmas motif based on fly agaric mushrooms – true or false?; Swami Barmi Incarnates; Little Known New Age Literature; Controversial Article about Tea Drinking - 23 Revolting Things that Tea Drinkers Do.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
Glastonbury Demolished – town removed to make way for supermarket complex; Father Christmas motif based on fly agaric mushrooms – true or false?; Swami Barmi Incarnates; Little Known New Age Literature; Controversial Article about Tea Drinking - 23 Revolting Things that Tea Drinkers Do.
Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):
£1.20
ISSUE 23
The best from the Times of Avalonia
24 pages, A4 magazine.
Several copies still available at original price:
£2.30
The best from the Times of Avalonia
24 pages, A4 magazine.
Several copies still available at original price:
£2.30
